Pizza Heist Jersey Co.
“Steal the Track, Deliver the Heat.”
Every jersey is designed, printed, and sewn by one person.
No outsourcing, no middleman, no mystery meat.
How the Job Gets Done
I run this whole operation solo. Design, print, sew, ship. That means every order gets my full attention, and it also means I'm upfront about how it works and how long it takes. No vanishing act, no radio silence. You'll always know what stage your order's at.
Team Application
The tip that starts the job. Tell me about your team, your timeline, your vibe. If it's a fit, we move to the next step.
Discovery Call
We talk shop. Colors, quantities, brand, budget, deadlines. This is where I get the intel I need to plan the heist properly.
Into the Kitchen
Design time. I take everything from the call and start cooking up concepts built around your team.
Design Revisions
You review the case file, tell me what's hitting and what's not, and we refine until it's exactly right. This is your team, the design should feel like it.
Build the Menu
Once designs are approved, we lock in your build and launch your team page so skaters know exactly what they're ordering.
Open Team Ordering
Your team's individual order window opens. Every skater gets what they need, no guessing games.
Production
Printing and sewing, done by hand, by me. This is the part that takes real time because quality isn't something you rush, and it's not something I outsource.
The Mastermind Behind the Operation
A message from the owner
I'm a derby skater. A graphic designer. And a person who genuinely cannot stand low-effort work.
The idea for Pizza Heist started at the 2024 Roller Derby International Championships. I'd just been laid off, feeling a little lost, and wondering if I could actually pull off something like this. Then, mid-tournament, a food situation turned into an actual pizza smuggling operation (trash bag and all), just so we wouldn't miss a good game. Turns out I make a suspicious-looking accomplice. My friend, on the other hand, doesn't get stopped for anything.
That's the name. That's the brand. A little bit of spy work, a little bit of pizza, built entirely around derby.
Here's what makes Pizza Heist different: I do everything myself. Design, printing, sewing. It all happens under one roof, which means no outsourcing, no third-party factory, no games of telephone where quality gets lost. I stay small on purpose, because small means I can catch mistakes before they ever reach a skater. I've spent years in marketing and graphic design, and years more in print production catching the kind of errors that ruin a run if nobody's paying attention.
The derby community doesn't put up with bullshit, and I wouldn't want it any other way. If I'm taking your money, I'm taking my time to get it right and I'll tell you exactly where your order stands the whole way through.
This isn't a warehouse. It's a one-woman heist crew with a sewing machine and a point to prove.